Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

MUM

Medium Ugly Millionaire.

A highly attractive male or female. Usually used to describe a man who is not physically pleasing but not ugly. Even though a MUM is physically challenged they can be seen as attractive simply because of their wealth and the way they carry themselves.

Kemba Walker is a MUM but I would still let him hit.

-Marge

by Tels Er August 21, 2020

ya mum

ya mum

ya mum.

by vyu08bipu March 7, 2022

Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.

Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger

by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 11, 2018

G mums

a word that is slowly growing around london that mean “mums”other words “word” this big word “g mums” came from to little mandem called big TY and Little LH

“i say we cut”

“g mums let’s cut den”

by boobblapsnap January 27, 2023