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Log hogger

A slur for gay men, usually targeted towards twinks.
“Man, Jeremy is such a log hogger.”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
by Lululemoick June 7, 2024
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Caca log

A really large stool. A big piece of poop that floats in the toilet similar to how a log in a river would float..too big to flush, the size of the shit becomes a toilet clogger.
Ew.. he's such a caca log, he needs to chill.
by MainRain October 13, 2018
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LOG

A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.

Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Here comes another LOG today
by Echonacea February 2, 2021
mugGet the LOGmug.

Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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Log Banger

A person who only smokes the fattest of blunts.
Maverick is a log banger he smokes like 12 blunts a day.
by NapoleonD July 22, 2017
mugGet the Log Bangermug.

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
mugGet the Morning Loggingmug.

Lincoln logs

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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