Talen

Probaly the most faggiest guys ever bc imagine being named talen and have a last name dagget talen dagget fagget

Fucking talen you fag

by TalenFaggetDagget May 22, 2019

Tennessee Table Tennis

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.

Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.

by TubieBoobie March 4, 2011

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

by cautiscy September 2, 2009

table

The act of pushing someone from the front so that they trip over something behind them. Works great when someone gets down on their hand and knees behind another person and a third person pushes the other standing person from the front. table/bag combo

"Go kneel behind Beeps so I can table him."

"A great way to piss him off would be to table him."

by Fatts58 October 24, 2006

table top

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!

by sk8a September 29, 2008

Talented

Having a natural aptitude or skill for something

BTS is extremely Talented at what they do for they can sing, dance, and rap.

by Taehyung's imaginary waifu February 6, 2019

BOSTON TABLE TOP

THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION

MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.

by BEAVER LIQUORS December 15, 2009