Taintpertine

The female version of grundleoderant.. to be used to prevent the sweaty stanky mess that accumulate on a females taint during the day.

Phew.. do I smell bapussy? Looks like someone forgot to put on her taintpertine today.

by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008

Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

taintsicle

This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...

1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...

2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...

3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.

"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"

"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"

"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"

by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009

taintstrand

the first and foremost stand of hair on your young taint

Oh my God! A taintstrand! It only took me 16 years!

by Taint123 January 5, 2010

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010

Taintory

A taintory is someone who you look at and thing "my god what a taint"

Yeah, mike was being such a taintory yesterday at that party.

by wilkentaint July 11, 2010

taintlog

a penis

You show me your taintlog, I'll show you mine.

by Knife Tit August 26, 2010