Helium turd

Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.
Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.
by Eflex July 12, 2012
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Angel Turd

When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.

Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes
by nodgie November 13, 2011
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Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.
Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.
by Tacoville April 13, 2011
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Pika-turd

It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.
Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed

Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!
by Wincle November 25, 2010
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turd fucker

a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd
Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!
by Rachel and Chris October 11, 2006
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Turd Burglar

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
by swoop hansen February 08, 2008
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aqua turd

A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.
Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.
by Jim Deal July 06, 2005
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