suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
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Double Suck

Double suck has many variations but the main definition is when you text a couple whorrr(s) after Venmo-ing them a couple thousands so they would come over and both suck your penis at the same time but unfortunately you black out and have to charge back the transaction via your financial institutional.

Also, Double Suck is a new brand of vape and apparel.

Additionally, when a man just tells a women to double suck him off.
Heyyy, whorrrr I need a double suck!!

Shit, I blacked out and didn’t get my double suck. That double fuckin sucks!
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Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags
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Stink sucking

When you are on bottom of sixty nine, while your girl is sucking you off, you wrap your legs around her neck forcing her to gag on your beef while you fart and make her choke on your meat and your stink.
I had that nasty bitch from the Sorority stink sucking last night after the party
by Azorelady June 20, 2019
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Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.
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"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.
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crank suck

I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said
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Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.
by drypants August 27, 2022
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