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Naysayer Bullshit Statistic 

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.
Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"
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Statistics 

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.
Statistics by allegro_perth May 14, 2011

the states 

Informal way to say United States of America.
I'm from the states.
the states by zachnnn May 11, 2007

Statistic'd 

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.
Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering
Statistic'd by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010

statistics 

I hate statistics.
statistics by bradley90 December 19, 2011

statuatory rape 

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

Nation States 

A really good online game. Only gets boring for people with no imagination or commitment.
Don't like Nation States? Go back to your stupid Runescape then, retard.
Nation States by Grenade Launcher February 2, 2004