scarfer

Self-Care Apathy Resulting From Existence of Relationship. Refers to someone who lets go after they become established with another person. Can be used as a noun or verb as seen in examples below.

1: Dude, what happened to Mia? She's been coming in with sweatpants all week.
2: She became a scarfer ever since she got engaged.

1: Is Joe getting fat?
2: He's been scarfing ever since he got married.

by yosupsupsup May 25, 2013

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blarker snarf

(see snarf) The act of Hollywood laughing during driving his gargantuian,massivly heavy chevy truck and cracking up over a joke.

*Hea Hollywood,you can get some bitches in here and fuck em.* yeahahah blarf chuf-shaa=clu-barker snarf..

by Cactuar May 5, 2003

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Slarf

Very bad food. Food that is badly prepared or of poor quality, slop. Commonly found in school cafeterias or on leftover night.

"Do I really have to eat this slarf?"

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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chocolate starfish

when someone does a crap from a great height and the shit splashes out into the shape of a chocolate starfish.

Wow, look at that chocolate starfish Mel Gibson just did on Mexico

by Madd Dogz November 15, 2005

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Snarf

Noun -- (origins: Lingo used by car salesmen 1940's to 1970's, slang) A Snarf is someone who can fit his, her, or its, mouth over a horses ass and blow the harness off.
Verb -- snarf, snarfed, snarfing, snarffled, snarffling, would have snarfed; generally means drastic reversing airflow.

Noun -- The Snarf was outdone when his date suck-started his Harley.

Verb -- To display his prowess, he snarfed when he pressed his lips around the sizzling muffler while the Harley was running, and blew the rings off the pistons.

by MooPig September 7, 2007

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