Salty Vet

Any women is over the age of 35 and hooks up with younger men

This salty vet was trying to hook with me last night

by Coyne November 25, 2003

salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

salty treat

your freshly picked booger that you feed to your dog

come here and get a salty treat!

by pickerforyou December 13, 2009

salty

any sensational pain either physical or emotional

oh shit, that cut looks salty

you are supposed to be my best friend but dating my girl was real salty

by LexieV January 3, 2011

Salty

Very mad, upset, angry to the point of rage

Barry is so salty from all the losses.

by PuddleOfPee April 5, 2015

salty

1. Unreasonably expensive.

1. I wanted to go to the concert last weekend, but the tickets were pretty salty.

by BadboyBill April 21, 2004

Salty Walrus

When your getting a little butthurt, usually over nothing

Kirk, why are you always such a salty walrus? It was a joke! -Maddie

by TheWhaleHimself January 3, 2019