Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it

person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo

by dyespresso August 29, 2018

ohio sigma rizz t shirt

the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe. makes you a brainrotted nerd.

elaine- bro my mom gave me a ohio sigma rizz t shirt..
nate- bud.. that’s the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe.
nora- it makes you a brainrotted nerd, too, if you wear it.
elaine- don’t worry guys, never using that..

by chole!! im cool May 1, 2025

Prison Shirt

muscled up, and or body tatt'd like you just got outa jail.

my boi sleepy jus got out, lil homie got a prison shirt now.

by LilS May 10, 2012

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

t-shirt

A PG-13 version to express the word "condom"

Lemme slip on this t-shirt doe.

by KingDiugh July 16, 2016

THE SHIRT

The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories

Mom: why not this shirt for the party

Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly

by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023