The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.
Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
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Other person “Not I have to go to hell.”
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by fangirl2.0 May 17, 2018
Get the School mug.A prison basically. Left there for 7 or more hours for those who need to stay after school, and you need to raise your hand to open your mouth or you get to spend more time at school for some foolish reason. You need to listen to pathetic, condescending, careless, ignorant bafoons who constantly complain about their money problems, even though my English teacher flew to Paris, London, and Hawaii in a short time period. the adults are unreasonable and use their power for their own benefit against you. You need to deal with cancerous and annoying peers who won't shut up about Jake Paul, but they still bully you about things you can't help. The hypocrisy. And guess what? when you finally go home, you get to do MORE meaningless work which you will NOT need to use AT ALL IN THE FUTURE. Oh, and you usually get food poisoning from the lunch. The lunch lady is a creep
I hate school with a burning passion
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by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019
Get the School mug.A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
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