Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 26, 2013

track rider

A persons ability to ride a motorcycle properly and know what to do in a panic situation. this person won't have chicken strips on his tires and will know more then the basic skills that is required by the DMV.

Kurt was on his way to hooters and went into a turn too fast. luckily he's a track rider and knew to use trail braking to make the turn without causing an accident.

by kurt s May 29, 2013

fashion rider

Some one who rides exspensive scooters, bikes, or skate boreds and can't do jack shit on it.

Sean:nice scooter how much did you pay.

Jagraj: £550

Sean:cool, cool can you land a tale whip.

Jagraj:na just scoot around

Sean: fuck'in dicked 'fashion rider' kmt!

by badboy121 November 18, 2013

chunky river

1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.

Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)

by lpsexy November 23, 2014

Boner Riser

to have your magic stick stand up or rise up when seeing a hot chick.

There was no boner risers at the last PTA meeting.

by redraider67 March 13, 2015

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016