The Rusty Puerto Rican

The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.

Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.

Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.

His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.

by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021

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disrespectful puerto rican

When you’re fucking someone from behind and put your foot on their face, typically preformed to Puerto Rican music. Walking outside barefoot for a few hours beforehand is recommended.

Bro I hit her with the disrespectful Puerto Rican last night. We’re getting divorced.

by anonymous July 9, 2022

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