avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force

joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch

by bheron July 12, 2006

Fart-punch

when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.

my new girlfriend lets me fart-punch her all the time.

by Brandon2343242432 February 23, 2009

2-hole punch

To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.

1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna.

2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!

by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009

Punchpology

An apology is stated but it is combined with a verbal punch so that the recipient is left unsure about the actual sincerity of the apology.

I'm still pissed about it so I gave a punchpology rather than an apology.

She said "Sorry, bitch face." I think I just got a punchpology.

by K.Slice January 2, 2015

three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.

by K.O. Reilly July 30, 2008

sneeze punch

When somebody is about to sneeze, you rear back your right forearm with a clenched fist, and with the strength of a thousand lumberjacks, punch them in the chest to prevent the sneeze...

Cody "Ahhhh-AHHHHHH"

Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*

Cody "FUCK!"

Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"

by Chris Hambrick July 21, 2007

Falcon Punch

A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.

"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."

by CairoFalk October 24, 2009