when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action
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Slang referring to an aggressive, furious, rapid act of fellatio. The piston pump receives its name from the rapid head movement exhibited by the provider of the fellatio, which is said to resemble the action of a moving piston. This is also referred to as the jackhammer. The piston pump is much sought after in the world of fellatio and should be received with grace and humility.
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2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.
3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.
4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.
5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.
3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.
4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.
5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."
Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
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Person 1: "Is that a bit of ranch dressing on your face?"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"
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