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german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action
This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.
by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006
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pumpitude

a term meaning the level of 'pump up' one can aqcuire whilst reading and / or writing a script.

scripts can be about steven seagal, Mr. T or ninjas. (this list is not exhaustive.)
Hobo: Matt, that script was great!

MAtt: Yes, it had a high level of pumpitude.
by fruitbad May 19, 2004
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piston pump

Slang referring to an aggressive, furious, rapid act of fellatio. The piston pump receives its name from the rapid head movement exhibited by the provider of the fellatio, which is said to resemble the action of a moving piston. This is also referred to as the jackhammer. The piston pump is much sought after in the world of fellatio and should be received with grace and humility.
Man, that piston pump was great. I have never been sucked off so furiously.
by Boozy Barfly November 11, 2008
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Cat Pumping

When one is unsatisfied with having sex with humans, they turn to performing hardcore sex acts on cats.
Jim is tired today because he was cat pumping all night long.
by Billy Fear October 17, 2010
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penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010
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texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.
i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper
by badtouch October 8, 2008
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Under The Pump

When you masturbate then do a backflip as you climax so that you ejaculate on your own face in mid-air.
Person 1: "Is that a bit of ranch dressing on your face?"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"
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