roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.

Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."

by Timberino May 19, 2016

Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

by CelticMonk October 13, 2018

Fucked the pumpkin

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.

Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!

by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020

peel the pumpkin

the act of taking clothes off

“hopefully my girl will peel the pumpkin tonight”
“i cant facetime right now, i just peeled the pumpkin” “okay i’m gonna peel the pumpkin and then hop in the shower”

by spoookyjess June 20, 2022

pump-an-iron

Pour and/or drink an Iron City Beer

I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

Pump the pedal

To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.

75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method

A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.

The Correct anser is "B"

by Caesar Tin-U June 20, 2008