De Profundis

Latin: coming out of the depths to greatness

"John Travolta really went de profundis in 'Pulp Fiction'"

by Eli Rockwilder August 5, 2004

The Professional

When a man rolls over his girlfriends chest pinning her arms down with his knees while proceeding to masturbate on her face and persons.

Yo adam last night my girlfriend ashley was being such a bitch, so right before she fell asleep i decided to pay her back with The Professional and I really made a mess.

by DiArRhEaJeSsE November 22, 2011

miss professional

usually a woman that plays tennis, dances, or is fit. Always a self contions person

miss professional is the best at everything.
She is so good at tennis

by capncrunchguy July 9, 2011

calling professor

another term for visiting professor.

The college has more calling professors than permanent ones.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

Spacial Profiling

Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.

"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'

by Comanche Jackson January 5, 2012

Personality Profiling

I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.

I.e. assuming that:

Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.

Someone who watches cartoons is immature.

Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.

Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.

A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.

♡BorealisBits

"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"

"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."

by ToriBorealis May 13, 2014

lock profiles

To romantically connect social profiles, most notably facebook, wherein two people mutually change their relationship status with a link to each other's profile. From, when couples 'lock hands' when walking in public. It has become the norm for people to do this simultaneously or near-simultaneously as a soft announcement to their social circles that they are officially a couple.

I saw in my feed that Sam and Pat decided to lock profiles this morning.

by brodod May 29, 2014