Polish

A) A language most commonly heard in Tescos supermarkets, Local waste recycling centres, cash for clothing shops or Car boot sales in the UK.

B) A nationality of people, usually self hating, frowning and not smiling, culturally displaced by European post world war II politics, who are found attempting to integrate into the working class population by adding words such as 'Mate', 'Qwid' 'Fwiver' 'Tenner' and of course 'Cheers' into their broken language vocabulary, without realising it makes them sound stupid.

C) A person driving a UK registered car with no tax, mot or insurance in Europe, who considers such a car to be a status symbol

A. Julie saw a useful item she wanted for her house at the car boot sale, but apart from the word 'quid' and 'mate', which confused her because she was a girl, she could not understand the polish vendors broken language so she moved on.

B. Jeremy asked the supermarket attendant the isle where the toiletries were kept, and was greeted with a sour look before they ignored him and started speaking polish to their colleague.

C. Pavel, minding the potholes, drove into bogateniya town centre with a smile on his face; everyone was staring at his rattling 92 cortina, his pride welled up inside him as he thought to himself 'now everyone think I British mate'

by captianstabber May 15, 2014

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fancy poles

oldest way saying of penises. so old that it sounds like people form the 20's use to say it.

kid: tell me about a story when you were a kid grandpa
G: well me and the boys were the craziest kids around, we walk around with our fancy poles!
kid: that doesn't sound crazy, that sounds kinda gay grandpa.
G: kids got hurt back then, we use to play grab the nearest tree and hang on for dear life game.
kid: thats gay...
G: yea, it was pretty gay...

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2132323 November 10, 2010

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E-pills

Just one of many slang terms for the drug known as ecstasy. Ecstasy is illegal substance in pill form that usually contain MDXX and are (unfortunately) often pressed/cut with other substances (fillers) which can cause harmful side effects to the mind and body.
The characteristics of these pills may vary.

A: "What kind of e-pills you got?"
B: "Some Single,Double,Triple,Quadruple,Quintuple - Red/Blue/Yellow/Green/White/Purple/Orange/Black/Brown/Pink/Magenta/Speckled - Dolphins/Ladies/Poke Balls/unmarked/etc."
A: "What's in them?"
B: "I dunno but they're good"
A: "OK, I'll take a boat"
B: *thinking* (Oh shit! An undercover.)

by R.I.P. Mac Dre. March 19, 2011

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