fancy poles

oldest way saying of penises. so old that it sounds like people form the 20's use to say it.

kid: tell me about a story when you were a kid grandpa
G: well me and the boys were the craziest kids around, we walk around with our fancy poles!
kid: that doesn't sound crazy, that sounds kinda gay grandpa.
G: kids got hurt back then, we use to play grab the nearest tree and hang on for dear life game.
kid: thats gay...
G: yea, it was pretty gay...