mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

piercing play

Piercing one's self in any area on the body with safety pins, needles, or other sharp objects for either the intense feeling of the pierce or for sexual reasons.

"hey, what are all those scars on your arm from?"
"oh, this one time i was bored in my english class.. so i went kind of crazy with the piercing play and stuck some safety pins through my skin"

by TFS July 28, 2005

Pierluigi Collina

Pierluigi Collina is the infamous bald soccer referee with the body features of an alien. The love child of ET and Mr. Clean, Collina has cemented himself as the premier referee in the world of football.

Pierluigi Collina can stop Chuck Norris' roundhouse with one stiff red card.

by MicrowavedElephant June 24, 2006

clown's pie

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

by C February 24, 2004

Piedmont

Small, unincorporated town surrounded by Oakland, California. Predominiately caucasian, upper-middle class population. Most residents identify with a more liberal political affiliation. Piedmont is usually classified by it's "Upper" region; El Cerrito Ave. and Eastward. "Baja Piedmont," is the area below this, and it is shunned by the SUV-driving residents of the adjacent "Upper" reigon.

1. "Hey, look at that mom driving her Volvo station wagon with the Kerry bumper sticker to temple."
"Yeah, that's hella Piedmont."

2. "There's nothing to do except go to the triple-keg in the cemetary and cruise Highland."
"Piedmont sucks, man."

by lsvvv December 28, 2005

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Side Piece

a girl on the side, a girl you call up at 2am and she knows whats up, no attachments just fuckin', just make sure the girl know she a side piece

Sam: yo dude where you off to so fast?

Dave: I'm off to go poke my side piece nigga!

by gettinjazzy October 5, 2010