Parakeet

To place your scrotum , and shaft on an unsuspecting persons shoulder.

Cory snuck up behind Pete , and sat his Parakeet on his shoulder.

by dirtydino January 31, 2015

parakeeting

is the present progressive of the verb equivalent to the spanish action to inhale cocaine, not to be confused with "cotorrear": to chat with a friend.

hey dude let's go get some parakeeting with the janias

by elmerHomero December 18, 2018

Parakeet

An asshole with wings

Suck my chicken you fucking parakeet!
Why are you being such a parakeet?
Watch out for the parakeet.

by Witdashitz April 16, 2022

parakeet

A cute little bird that makes great pets for everyone! it's also called the budgie.
just make sure you do your research before getting one

Parakeets come in a variety of different colors such as:
Green, White, Blue, Yellow, etc.

guy 1: Hey! what pet do you have?

guy 2: I have a parakeet!

by skatingbudgie June 16, 2022

Parakeet Knuckle

A single rock of Crack cocaine, not large enough to be a “crack cookie”

Hey bud, I see a parakeet knuckle under the floor mat!

by Parakeet peat September 18, 2023

dinty parakeet

The act of getting head, and before ejaculation pulling away quickly, shouting "Polly!" And quickly attempting to cum in her armpit. If failed, it is known as "The Parakeets Serenade".

Me: I tried getting in a dinty parakeet last night.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.

by IrishPowell'13 January 5, 2014

rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017