Holy Jesus

Dark Jesus, also referred to as DJ is the absolute equal and opposite of Jesus. No not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Matter Christ. He is composed entirely of anti-matter and where Jesus' energy comes from light energy (God), giving him the ability to control matter. DJ's comes from dark energy (also God but from the perspective of the anti matter dimension) and he has the ability to control dark matter.

If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.

Man, I was trippin and I swear I just met our Lord, Dark Jesus.

by One of many disciples July 31, 2019

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Purple Jesus

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

by Incog Neato July 15, 2004

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Jesus Hot

A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!

by not_michael October 11, 2004

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