1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
by Alex September 1, 2008
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The biggest noob in fortunate that gets mad epwhenevernhe dies. He pretends to be humping someone when he really is humping the air. He has these really weird dances and recently god divorced.
Fortnite Ninja: oh man this dudes anpbout to die
Random fortnite player headshots him
Ninja: the next time you fucking headshot me inswear I will grab your balls and take all that spurs out of your body, and then go use it on ugly gagged Donald trumps wife millennia trump, and then bring her to you and make her vomit all over you u fucking try hard!!!!!!!!! AAAaAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickkkkkkkkk
Random fortnite player headshots him
Ninja: the next time you fucking headshot me inswear I will grab your balls and take all that spurs out of your body, and then go use it on ugly gagged Donald trumps wife millennia trump, and then bring her to you and make her vomit all over you u fucking try hard!!!!!!!!! AAAaAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickkkkkkkkk
by Iliketurtls May 5, 2018
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Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.
by Rossfosheezy December 27, 2007
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2. What you're called when you wear a hoodie and tie the arms around your face to look like a ninja.
3. A cheap costume you cna make at the last minute for Halloween.
2. What you're called when you wear a hoodie and tie the arms around your face to look like a ninja.
3. A cheap costume you cna make at the last minute for Halloween.
1. I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
2. Dude, did you see Jack's costume? He's totally rocking the hoodie ninja look.
3. Dave didn't think he was gonna go to the costume party, but he changed his mind at the last minute and had to go as a hoodie ninja.
2. Dude, did you see Jack's costume? He's totally rocking the hoodie ninja look.
3. Dave didn't think he was gonna go to the costume party, but he changed his mind at the last minute and had to go as a hoodie ninja.
by mountieblanks August 20, 2010
Get the Hoodie Ninja mug.A person who has systematically linked the cultures of both Ninjas and Pirates into one. The resultant person who has done this is able to climb the awkwardest buildings or structures, and is able to steal from most anything or anyone without anyone noticing. An example would be stealing from a vending machine or taking the pants right off of someone. A ninjirate also has the balance of a cat and monkey combined (or Cankey). They are able to catch themselves if the slight chance happens that they begin to fall, preventing themselves from racking themselves. The resulting factor of a Ninjirate's life is a swashbuckling, smoke-bombing, dual sword wielding adventure. They can easily twilr swords and are not hurt when the grab the blade.
The spelling of this word, however, is often misspelled. Often confused as being written as Ningirate, Ningirate is not the correct spelling of the word.
The spelling of this word, however, is often misspelled. Often confused as being written as Ningirate, Ningirate is not the correct spelling of the word.
Aaron is such a Ninjirate.
That Ninjirate just crossed that lava pit on fishing line.
That Ninjirate just stole that soda right out of that vending machine.
That Ninjirate just crossed that lava pit on fishing line.
That Ninjirate just stole that soda right out of that vending machine.
by The Ninjirate April 9, 2007
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by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004
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