Nathan 

Nathan
A good person
Funny and silly beyond belief
THE laugh to be around is in Nathan.
His eyes are like a bullseye. Once you look, there is no turning back. Once you hit that bullseye, you’re a goner.

Nathan is a loyal best friend who sticks up for you.

Knows how to grow a beard and keep himself looking groomed and on point.

He loves football and Colorado.

He is my love.

He lifts me up in times of need and never ceases to amaze me. Nathan is a one and only.

Oh Nathan? He is mine. Forever & Always.

Nathan by QueenOfHearts777 June 8, 2024

Nathan 

Nathan
A good person
Funny and silly beyond belief
THE laugh to be around is in Nathan.
His eyes are like a bullseye. Once you look, there is no turning back. Once you hit that bullseye, you’re a goner.

Nathan is a loyal best friend who sticks up for you.

Knows how to grow a beard and keep himself looking groomed and on point.

He loves football and Colorado.

He is my love.

He lifts me up in times of need and never ceases to amaze me. Nathan is a one and only.

Oh Nathan? He is mine, forever and always

Nathan by QueenOfHearts777 June 8, 2024

Nathan 

He may be gay, and also loves to say whatever comes first to his mind, he has no filter, and tends to be on the bigger size of the scale

“is that a nathan? I could tell cause he is big”

Nathan by bbbrrorrb January 26, 2025

Nathan 

This guy is so rizy.He is sometimes asian and can pull anybody(even men) with his 10foot dick.He is good at sports, but weak and short.Whenever he plays basketball, his problem is dunking.He looks like mr washy washy from family guy.And lastly he is good at math(no shit)he is also rlly racist

Nathan:hey
Everybody:Can I fuck you?
Nathan:Nah ima do math
Everybody:aww (of course)

Nathan by Kanye Glazer March 26, 2025

Nathan 

Nathan loves dean schmegal, he is a skinny idiot who sucks at everything and can’t pull shit to save his life

Nathan’s a bitch

Nathan by Chickens20 May 20, 2025

Nathan 

"I don't trust people who don't believe in God... And I DO trust people who DO believe in God... And this guy is doing a blasphemy... And you wouldn't do a blasphemy if you believed in God... Therefore... Everything THIS GUY SAYS... Is a LIE!" ~ You

Hym "Goddamnit Nathan, that's why your kids keep getting molested by priests!"

You "I'm being calm. I'm calmly doing what I'M going to do... And that's enough... I can just receed into my own solipsistic experience..."

Nathan by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Nathan

Slang term for a Hotdog

Guy 1: "Yo, you tryna sling nathans later?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah."

Nathan by The_man_behind_the_sex April 6, 2026