Monkey rot

When a mixture of sweat, shit & friction come together between the arse cheeks causing chaffing and ultimately a sore ring piece

Oh no ive got monkey rot I'm going to have to have a courtesy wipe

by Mozza82 November 14, 2017

Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.

The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.

by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018

Monkey junkin

When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering

Dude! Hes Monkey Junkin!

by mrsukurdinkis June 26, 2018

monkey strat

When your team is acting like a bunch of monkeys looking for a missing banana. Not using any brain, resorting to primal instinct, E.g Throwing the match like a bunch of fucking monkeys.

Bro, these fucking monkey strats are so annoying. Its like were literally at the zoo.

by Cptbetty May 8, 2018

Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.

Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”

by YungBritish February 8, 2019

Moncerad

Monce a very pretty girl as people say but monce thinks she is otherwise. She is very funny and cool. Knows who everyone is. She has many friends and people love to hang around with her. She may be annoying and confusing but at the end of the day you love her. She is in love with music and likes to waste money on stupid shit. She is a very fun person to talk and be around with. She is a bitch 99 percent of the time but yk you gotta love her. She doesn’t care about what others think. Gotta problem with her you finna catch her fade. She is very smart but also very stupid. Most of all she is loyal and will love you aslong as you love her back. She is a very good friend a real one. Keep her if you got her 🍔👑🦶🏼🥬

Who’s that she’s so fun?
Oh that’s moncerad.

by i’m already tracer February 24, 2019

monkeism

A religion in which a person sides with monke

Monkeism:ape together strong forever

by Master humbinder November 8, 2020