pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.

S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?

by brakeman March 20, 2007

pink mitt

Having your mitts (hands) in some gals pussy. Sort of another thought to fisting, only a lot funnier.

I met this wild girl last night and before I knew it, I was wearing pink mitts! Crazy I tell you...

by Pinkmitter August 29, 2007

Weiner Mitten

The area between a woman's breasts.

Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.

by The Chris G. January 22, 2008

ten minute reply

Normally used online in Instant Messengers, when one person says something normally not of interest, the other party ignores, gets bored, then replies ten minutes later.

20:00 Person1: I had to go to my grandma's house today and all she did was talk about her feet.
20:10 Person2: That sucks. Sorry about the ten minute reply.

by Toadfish February 2, 2008

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009

slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Christine Silver.... face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

by SPY PLANE PILOT ESQUIRE January 19, 2010