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iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money
man i wish i was an iron midget
by iron midget March 30, 2009
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e-midge

Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge

for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height
guy 1 (17): DAYUM! look at that 14 year old.. SUCH AN E-MIDGE!

girl 2 (16): OMGAWD your right!
by Suicidal_Muffin June 29, 2009
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Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ October 30, 2012
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thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth
im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now
by Duff Munger May 15, 2016
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fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog
OMG josh is such a fridget midget
by Joshlover March 21, 2017
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Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.
Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!
by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017
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Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
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