Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

master blaster

to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.

i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.

by smacky October 3, 2004

beast master

When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.

"Damn I have to get laid, I call beast master tonight...I'm gunna get some puntang!"

by ho magnet April 26, 2003

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

madster

a blonde headed woman who lives in a pub

my friend is a madster and is gay

by bradinator January 17, 2008

Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.

That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.

by F Meister July 28, 2008

Shit Faced Bitch Master

A slang term for a black PIMP

Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!

by Catmanjew November 30, 2009