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Lochlond

Lochlond is a super smart man but at times has no common sense. A sensitive person who is sweet to others but sometimes doesn’t know when he takes things too far.
Lochlond is my best friend.
by Millsie1628 December 28, 2025
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The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 29, 2010
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Loin Loneliness

This term refers to going over a long dry spell or virginity by choice, not your choice.
Sorry I was kinda an ass. been having a case of loin loneliness.
by Carmel Schmitty March 21, 2011
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Lost Loneliness

The feeling when the ending for a programme of show reminds you of of how you felt when watching LOST for the first time, where at the end of every episode you would be all 'WTF just happened? Don't end there! Nooooooo'
I had a bad case of Lost Loneliness at the end of Catching Fire...

Did you see Captain America? I left the cinema full of Lost Loneliness!
by yazmac April 28, 2014
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union local

Union Local is the home of the Jets and is in the Ohio Valley. Union Local is the best place in the world. They are in the category between awesome and just plain B.A. They are arch-rivals with the most douche bag school named St.Clairsville.
Union Local has the hottest girls and guys in the Ohio Valley.
by St.C sucks balls May 9, 2016
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Lost local

Someone who moves to a new place but goes on and on constantly about how great the place was they just moved from. This is typical of northerners who relocate to the south.
He always roots against the home team because he is a lost local and still thinks he lives in Chicago.
by Localhero June 21, 2017
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The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
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