jesus tap-dancing Christ 

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"

oh my gosh! JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!! WHAT IS THAT THING??

jesus tap-dancing Christ by Etni3s February 15, 2004

jesus f christ 

short for saying "jesus fucking christ"

Your dog just took a shit on my rug! jesus fucking christ!

jesus f christ by Brian May 13, 2005

Jesus Hair

An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.

You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!

"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."

Jesus Hair by MBucher December 9, 2008

Jesus christ on a bike 

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised

Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp

Jesus christ on a bike by ph1LL September 19, 2010

Jesus Sandals 

The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot

Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!

Jesus Sandals by LaurAsh July 5, 2007

Jesus freak 

People of the Christian faith who become fanatical in their beliefs, eventually driving away friends with different religions, sexual preferences, ect. Note that not all Christians are like this.

While these people aren't "Bad" people,they are usually intolerant to others religious beliefs. They tend to tell those of other religion that they are going to Hell and that they need to convert to Christianity. These can also be those who preach about their respective denominations. There is also a possibility that they could be homophobic.

Jane: Hey are you a Christian
Joe: No, sorry. I'm a very devout Jew.
Jane: *gasp* OMG! We must save your soul! You must convert, lest you go to Hell!
Joe: Oh man, your a Jesus freak!

Jesus freak by W.R.C. Murphy August 4, 2008

Jesus with suspenders! 

An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.

"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"

Jesus with suspenders! by gid13 May 11, 2009