COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.
Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.
by TiredClarinetist September 08, 2024
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Covid

An actual person
Who has been literally tortured for over

20 years.

Who has lost friends and family.
To whom he does not know.
Now he has lost his home and sanity.
Anyone could be his savior, but they choose the GAME instead.
"Hey Covid... Ashleigh Crable." 🤡
by 1812Diamond#1 July 16, 2022
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COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
by randomtruths February 09, 2022
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Covid
by Out this November 03, 2020
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Covid

Cover
Over
void
Insurance
death

little weird huh?
as11351 whats ur ips?
Covid,
Reminds me of bedsmen from jotul
by MineOwedWu's August 02, 2021
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by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022
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Covid

A slight change in the structure of the common cold, tastes like illness and makes you're lips numb and vomit
What's the provincial government court doing murdering people during a globicide called covid?
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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