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Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable
Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
by varxiq June 24, 2022
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Ironic

A word one uses in service of doing something one likes but is afraid others will think isn’t cool, to cover oneself and seem cool doing it. (Bears no actual relationship to either the traditional meaning or whatever that Alanis Morrisette song was doing)
Sure, Transformers are for 10 year olds, but I’m wearing this shirt ironically.
by Commenternotabot June 2, 2023
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Ironic

Irony is a figure of speech that writers use to express a phrase or sentence used in such a way that it differs from the meaning shown in the text.
Bo: I believe in the zodiac. I'm a leo actually, love titanic. Actually my grandmother was a cancer and.. she um.. died by a giant crab.

James: I don't know if that's ironic or just comedy.

Bo: Both
by EyeAIDS October 27, 2019
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supra-ironic

When something is just beyond all forms of Irony, that most strongest form of verbal poo-flinging. Essentially used to define a situation that is undefinable, but vaguely ironic or sarcastic.
Also used as a catchall description of modern performance art to confuse the elder generation into thinking that you're artistic.
Steve: That jerk has panhandler as his license, that's disgusting if it's true, and he's been ripping off the kind-hearted.
Jacob: Naaaa, that's just supra-ironic, besides, bums collect enough to buy something better than a shitty Hyundai.
by ScootcheyCoo August 14, 2012
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Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.
Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'
by Chairman Money June 27, 2010
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iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.
Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
by jafsports March 23, 2011
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Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.
"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."
by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015
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