by Leonard May 13, 2005
Get the car wash mug.A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.
by vinniepaz June 20, 2005
Get the car guard mug.A small 'sports car' (I use the term sports car loosely), featuring an underpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. Has more show than go. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
David: Hey Tomath, did you hear frederick got hith hairdretherth lithenth finally? He'th going to buy that thelica he'th had hith eye on.
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!
by Cranky_Pants October 17, 2006
Get the hairdressers car mug.by Anonymous May 7, 2003
Get the Imported Cars mug.When two people lick another's vagina and asshole at the same time. Thus resembling a car wash, by cleaning both holes at the same time.
by Shock Burner October 2, 2009
Get the Car wash mug.adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results
Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.
by Cliff96 August 28, 2005
Get the car accident mug.An all-American V8 rear wheel drive car from the 60-70s. Generally an affordable model with a huge engine. Not known for comfort, safety, or efficiency. They were, however, long-lasting, and reliable.
Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine.
Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest.
Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so.
In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did.
Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang.
Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.
Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine.
Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest.
Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so.
In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did.
Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang.
Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.
Muscle car driver: "I wish my daddy could see me smokin this 1.8 liter commuter car car with my 400hp V8, he'd be so proud of me."
Import driver: "What the hell is this guy doing? I just need to turn left at the next light"
Import driver: "What the hell is this guy doing? I just need to turn left at the next light"
by vg30e May 14, 2007
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