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hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.
Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(
Related Words

Hit the Quan 

A dance when you squat and swing your arms back and forth. It also is a sexual move used by Rich Home Quan himself.
1. Aye DJ. play Hit the Quan so we can turn up.
2. Man last night I hit the quan on my girl

Hit 'n' split 

to have sex with a person and leave before they notice...
i just had to hit 'n' split she was that ugly

Hit The View 

A move in which you point at the sunset with your index fingers while your elbow drops slowly as your imagining the sun to go down and end up having your elbow rested on your GF/BF's private area and then your whole arm is rested on their lap.

Hitting also refers to poking the sun, the view.
Dude 1: Hey man are you going to Hit The View on your date with sarah?

Dude 2: Maybe, if we are watching the sunset.
Hit The View by Veggies October 19, 2010

Hit The Deck Son! 

1. an expression used when someone has just been owned by someone else
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed
1. Toby: "...that's what your mom said"
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("

hit that dab! 

a futuristic game show that includes the game show host, Dane the white ass wna be FuckBoi, to say "Hit That Dab!" enthusiastically along with the audience
After the commercial ended, Dane said, "Alright, the next contestant, Gus Gus, will now 'Hit that Dab!'"
hit that dab! by Mikeyyy <3 September 13, 2016