Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

by The Cow That Went Poof September 1, 2013

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

Hairy Popsicle

When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.

Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..

by titty_bitch August 18, 2016

happy nibba hours

The time between noon and 4 o'clock when a nigga can feel happy and not be pressueed by thots

Man I'm so pumped for happy nibba hours

by Smokedbrisket September 22, 2017

happy maelah day

Happy Maelah Day is an unofficial national holiday on March 29th in celebration of all Maelah's.

Did you hear that today is Happy Maelah Day?

by PEMSONTOP! March 29, 2021

happy birthday

when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.

OMG there’s adam driver!!!
i’m gonna pull a happy birthday, that will get his attention.

by mr.worldwide_305 August 15, 2021

supper happy

The feeling of joyful anticipation you get when you know you are about to eat (usually something very good).

George and I are going to get dinner at that great place tonight, and I'm already starting to feel supper happy!

by snnaek March 18, 2011