hand sandwich

The handshake for which the shaker, sandwiches the shakee's hand between his/her two hands, the shaker tilts his/her head, and says something comforting.

John's dad just got hit by a car, so I gave him a comforting hand sandwich.

by SluseFAK December 29, 2007

Haiden

An individual who could care less about what people think.

Likes to dance and sing in strange and awkward ways.

Although smart and athletic, Haidens tend to be musical and daydream in excess.

Sometimes jerks, Haidens may pick fights with people they have no hope winning against.

Haiden ran 10 miles with his mp3 player, but when it broke, he found it hard to run even 2.

by Gus Scholtz January 20, 2009

Second-Hand Sex

When you have had so much exposure to another persons sex life/sexual activities, that you know things about them and/or their partner(s) that only someone who has had sex with that individual or their partner(s) should know.

"heard you had second-hand sex with your roomates girlfriend"
"yeah man, bunk beds suck."

by jobrivans October 9, 2007

play a hand

a.) to take an active role

b.) to participate in a game of cards

c.) to not fold in card games like poker where folding occurs -- often uesd with a possesive pronoun, e.g. play my hand, play your hand

Does God play a hand in our lives, or does he just watch?

Hey, we're about to start a game of Texas Hold 'Em. Want to play a hand?

Jimmy looks confident. I don't know if I should play my hand or fold.

by Louis Tsunami February 9, 2008

Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

Pimp Hand

"Pimp hand" is what you lay down onto the beeyotches to keep 'em in line

Don' yo be backchattin' at me girl, else I'll be layin' down some pimp hand and smack some shush into yo goddam' smartass mout!

by bob goon April 28, 2006

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma November 16, 2014