Fleetwood

A Boomer hairstyle typified by Mick Fleetwood: balding on top with a vestigial ponytail. This is commonly seen in retirement areas with warmer climates.

Saw another Amber alert today; it’s another Fleetwood sporting Boomer with dementia that has gone off the reservation.

by GeneCannon September 20, 2019

flew town

To have left one's place of residence in order to avoid the cops, an angry significant other, or an obligation.

Becky flew town because she heard her the police wanted to talk to her.

by win this December 4, 2019

flemlets

The little balls of flem that are expelled during an un- covered cough

Dude! You just got Fucking Flemlets all over me. Cover your dam cough next time.

by Zorro Gadget January 17, 2020

Flex Fraud

Where a "flexer" uses someone else's flex power and pass it off as their own therefore committing Flex Fraud

Flexer: look at my car collection in my garage
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?

by FadingSins January 18, 2020

Flexcyl

thick filipino hunneh girl that makes a nigga drool oof oof me want sampo

did you see Flexcyl? all i gotta say is DAAAMMMMN

by mufkniga January 31, 2020

flex space

Room to do your own thing and enjoy and improve your skills without judgement or observation.

Alex:“Man, I need some flex space, back off.”
Chad:“But I want to watch!”
Alex: “No, I need to be by myself.”

by SQuiet February 18, 2020

flennie

Putting a pinga up ya fanny

Joyce was having such a good time on the bender she did a flennie on the bench in front of everyone

by Pongabra March 13, 2020