lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.

My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.

by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021

garden fairy

NOT A HOMOPHOBIC TERM... someone who likes flowers and appears very fairy like

wybie is a garden fairy

by miles j levinsky July 8, 2022

V8 Fairy

An absolute unit of a species that delivers V8 cans or bottles to the people who need it most. Often these cans/bottles show up when lesser expected, and one ponders who delivers such a thing
This being is never seen, but his actions are observed.

“Dylan how did this v8 end up in my asshole?”
“Must have been the V8 fairy”

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022

Cum Fairy

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.

"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"

by Mistor Mike June 7, 2022

Burrito Fairy

When a woman of Hispanic descent suddenly becomes thick seemingly overnight, especially after being attractive and skinny throughout her life

She was really hot until the Burrito Fairy paid a visit.

by Edgy72 June 28, 2022

fairy pudding

Tuna casserole

Look! Joey brought the fairy pudding to our covered-dish party!

by Florida wordsmith June 30, 2022