Car Fart

The act of holding a fart all day in a circumstance when farting is not permittable to finally get into your car and release said fart.

hey jess, i couldnt wait to leave work all day ive been stuck in a meeting and holding this fart since 9am, i totally released the biggest car fart.

by funnygal1983 November 12, 2013

fart pants

Pants worn several days in a row, that have been farted in, without washing. This creates such a stench that noone can escape the smell.

Oh man, we ordered pizza and the delivery driver was wearing his 6 day old fart pants.

by J. Foreskin October 2, 2008

Fap Fart

Fapping while you have gas and letting out a fart at the moment of climax; Letting out a stinky fart while fapping that smells so bad you have to stop

i couldnt wait to take a crap before wanking off and i let out a raunchy fap fart when i climaxed

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

doodoo fart

Doodoo fart is a common phrase on TikTok.

Mom: What does this button do?
Kid: Please do not push the button!
Mom: *Pushes button*
Random guy: Doodoo fart.

by krussystinky March 16, 2020

brain-fart

A total lack of recognition.
A silly mistake.
Can be stress related.

"I had a total brain-fart when she asked for my number."

by Fish October 15, 2004

fart resin

The leftover microscopic particles of feces left in the threads of bed sheets, seat cushions, and clothing as a result of flatus being filtered through them.

The threads from Mr. Belvedere's car seats emitted a repugnant funk. Little did he know, the source of it was his own unrelenting flatus. His fart resin lingered in the deepest darkest threads of the upholstery of his Ford Taurus, further damaging the resale value.

by Bjergen April 23, 2007

Fart Blanche

Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.

"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."

by bean_eater February 9, 2010