Evelyn

Slag, rat and horrible person. She should genuinely just die. Bitchy lesbian who secretly fucks her friends.

“Omg it’s Evelyn again .. UGHHH”

by Sjsjjsbeam November 24, 2021

buff every week

sarcatsic way of saying someone is an ugly wretch

Raymond: Blad, lets go to Dane's house
WillyBob: Nah, boss his mum is a buff every week type person and I cant stand being in the same room as her, errr yuck (vomiting)

by Charlie Mcnamara December 10, 2006

1st of every month

the 1st of every month is OwO day, so write OwO on the front of your hand (on your left hand)

The 1st of every month is national OwO day!

by BobaIsGood October 19, 2019

Evelyn

Evelyn is that girl that everyone hates, she is not loyal. Once she gets you to like her, she will betray you and move on. Don't be friends with an Evelyn, they will break your heart and shatter it into pieces. They are 100% fake and talk behind your back when you least expect it. Watch out, there's an Evelyn.

Evelyn is a fake friend.

by wuiefjncaiJ December 13, 2018

Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008

every villain is lemons

commonly used among high school teens to describe sexual actions involving the lower organs of the body

Woah, did you hear about Micala and Mike! Every Villain is Lemons!

by lemons117 November 13, 2010

Evelyn

A biker girl who often removes clothes as she murders enemy clubs, and / or will run around naked looking for yoghurt

That chick crazy like Evelyn

by ursaggynan October 31, 2016