Contrafacsinum Dysphoria

Def: The observable behavioral state one is in while experiencing "Big-Dick Energy" while in a little-dicked body.

Synonyms: m. Little Man Syndrome, f. Penis Envy

Etymology: Contra-: "Counter" / -Facsinum: (See Fascinus)- "Divine Phallus" or "God Dick"; root of the word fascinate and often depicted as a flying penis with fists for balls, represents an enchantment that bemuses by victory over the envy of others, or invidia ("looking upon", See Evil Eye) / Dys-: "Hard" / -Phoria: "to bear".

"Look at the size of this guy's truck. Do you think he's compensating for something?"

"Yeah, he must have Contrafacsinum Dysphoria."

by Pendularia September 26, 2021

Erectile Dysfunction

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

by poisonberries December 2, 2021

Political Dysmorphia

The act of believing oneself to have particular political views, when in fact, they are grossly distorted. For example, one may consider themselves a progressive when they are reactionary, just as most conservatives are just twisted neo-liberals.

The youtube socialist is suffering from Political Dysmorphia.

by TheOtherC-Dog December 8, 2021

Vehicular Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw on ones vehicle.

The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or wrench to excess.

Dude, Johnny just rolled the car out the lot and is already “fixing” a bunch of things on it. I think he has Vehicular Dysmorphia.

by Grold18 January 7, 2022

Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022

Bill Dysart

Anyone that is in land or solar farm business/ termites

Hello this is Bill Dysart, I’m trying to contact you about the land you have for sale. I would be interested in putting a solar farm on your land

Chad: No thanks Bill !

by buckswanzy February 25, 2022

Verbal Dyslexia

Verbal dyslexia is like having dyslexia, but speaking. Mostly happens when your anxious.

Me: *Says something that doesn't sound English*
You: Woah? What was that?
Me: Oh sorry. I have verbal dyslexia.

by HailzInSpace March 12, 2022