1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.
2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.
2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.
1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."
2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.
2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.
by Adam Carey August 23, 2006
Get the Douche Muffinmug. 1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
by vulvahammer November 22, 2009
Get the douche musketmug. 
The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.
by james abu hanzah December 17, 2008
Get the douche watermug. by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011
Get the Douche Canoemug. Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"
"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".
by Grissom August 19, 2007
Get the blue douchemug. animeleaguedoucheUber Douche
by Tomcatpussy April 6, 2009
Get the Uber Douchemug.