planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.
by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

by Uncle jumbo February 24, 2020

A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.
Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.
Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.
by trentonischildish April 3, 2022

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.
Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.
by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019
