Dave Thier

The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier

Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.

by Barack. O. Bama March 2, 2020

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dyno dave

a prehistoric dinosaur that was not liked by any of the other dinosaurs killed and hated by all, likd only by the narkasuars who also was hated by all others. Today calling someone dyno dave is reffering to them as a homo who is not liked and usally suffers from bullying that he deseves

person 1: have u seen that dyno dave over ther?

person 2: ya lets go beat him cuz he cant keep his mouth shut

by lovinlax January 2, 2010

Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat

Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022

Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.

I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Dave Mustaine

Lead singer of megadeth. Very attractive back in the day. A guy who is very dominant to his girlfriends

Dave Mustaine kissed me on the cheek

by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024