Dream Date

Vanessa Anderson

by DP November 7, 2003

Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

Double Date

When a male gently rests his testicles between a females breasts.

"Hey where were you last night?"
"Sorry I couldn't make it I was busy doing a Double Date with my girl.

by cmshinyman November 8, 2020

scotty g and his date rape trio

A 4 member r&b group whose front man is a dirty, smelly Armenian who drives a barretta. The band's name was conceived after a near death experiance in a pt cruiser.

Did you hear that scotty g and his date rape trio died in a car crash in fort Wayne?

by Scott Garabedian October 15, 2006

Blackout Date

Commonly misued by airlines and credit card companys, a blackout date is the action of taking a girl out on some sort of date which has the sole purpose of getting her blacked out so she will engage in activites she normally wouldn't agree to. This can be done the traditional way with dinner at a nice restaurant involving many glasses of wine, followed by drinks at a bar until the desired amount of word slurrage and stumbling occurs. Other non-traditional methods include inviting a girl on a date, having her meet you at your house and then feeding her "pre-dinner" shots and drinks until she's agreeing with your notion to "stay in".

Guy 1: "I can't believe Amy agreed to go out with you, where're you taking her?"
Guy 2: "Probably to Vallarta's to get some 60oz margaritas and some chips, if she's lucky"
Guy 1: "So it's a blackout date then?"
Guy 2: "You know it, I'll have the end of the night video ready by tomorrow afternoon"
Guy 1: "Great Success!"

by SirChris November 20, 2006

Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years

Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...

by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011

Daren

The male form of a Karen. Short for douche bag Karen.

That guy thinks the world revolves around him. He’s such a Daren.

by Boomer_72 June 9, 2020