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jack and dash

Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!
by Asstreasurer July 23, 2014
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Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
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Dine and dash

A dirty proverb for when a woman allows a man to eat her out and then quickly knocks him out with her knee caps before leaving. Done in order to not reciprocate any other sexual activity.
A man wakes up with a headache and bad breath.realises he's been dine and dashed by the woman he met on tinder.
by Drabgreenqueen September 5, 2016
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dome and dash

Getting head from a prostitute and running away after you finish so you don't have to play. Similar to dine and dash
Yo Kris totally just dome and dashed that bitch. That's why they gotta get paid before they go down...
by Randy_cheeseburger November 30, 2016
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Splash-N-Dash

When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.
Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.
by Dr Frank N Furter January 27, 2017
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toad needlebunny rainbow dash

toad needlebunny rainbow dash is the most awesome person you know
if you know toad needlebunny rainbow dash you are cooool.
toad needlebunny rainbow dash is awesome
by rainball dash March 21, 2017
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Smash and Dash

You have sex with a hoe then fucking run away from her after it
"yo man, i just smash and dashed a hoe."
by BigPapaKermi December 4, 2017
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