Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

dance on my dick

A sentence invented and uses by famous gonzo pornstars as Rocco Siffredi and nacho vidal.
The woman is on top of the man with his
dick in her ass or in her pussy.
The woman should move her ass in a
circular motion (sexy dancing) and by doing so arousing and increasing sexual pleasure to her partner.

Dance, dance on my dick, baby.

Jasmine sure knows how to dance on
nacho dick.

by rashif September 6, 2004

Dance Dance Roachaloution

When you have so many cockoraches in your place

you stomp so many times it feels like your playing the dancing arcade game dance dance revoloution

person 1 ''Man your place is a hole like joes appartment!"

Person 2 ''I know man wanna play dance dance roachaloution?''

by KingKrnz88 January 2, 2011

Dance Up

Is when two dancers mix it up and fight with their feet and moves - like spitting - it's a dance up

The heat rose from the backs of the dancers as the dance up started to broil the floor, the patrons and the very soles of their feet. smell rubber or go home.

by nailskill March 6, 2011

Dancelona

the way homosexuals perceive Barcelona

Raj: Let's go to Barcelona for our anniversary.
Howard: Barcelona?
Raj: I mean Dancelona, sorry

by kissmyshinymetalass August 22, 2011

Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.

Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!

by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013

DanAconda

A Person named Dan with a huge cock.

After watching snakes on a plane. Daniel got turned on and I rode his Danaconda, Hitting my head of the roof in the process.

by Simon galaxy November 12, 2014