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Cum Butler
A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
Cum Butler by The Filthy Gentleman March 5, 2023
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Cum Bob Squirt Pants
Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.
"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.
Cum Bob Squirt Pants by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013
cum breath
"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your cum breath", or , "You've been sucking cocks again havent you, you dirty cum breath!". Also a useful abuse for homophobic males. Insert animal names preceeding for even more effect, eg. "horse cum breath"
cum breath by johnny smith March 30, 2005
cum dumpster
A woman/girl who takes an exceptional amount of cum in every hole from pretty much any man who asks.
Emily is way to hot to be a cum dumpster but she let the entire sports team bust there loads in her so she totally is one now.
cum dumpster by Micheal O'neil April 25, 2016
Cum-Swap
The act of 2 or more people exchanging their cum with each other. The mouth is almost always involved.
Regardless of gender, regardless of who's cum it is, & regardless of how many people are involved in the cum swap. If the previous conditions are met it is considered a cum-swap.
When the mouth is the sole, or nearly so, source of the exchange it is known as cum kissing. A very similar concept.
Regardless of gender, regardless of who's cum it is, & regardless of how many people are involved in the cum swap. If the previous conditions are met it is considered a cum-swap.
When the mouth is the sole, or nearly so, source of the exchange it is known as cum kissing. A very similar concept.
Last night after I came in my girlfriend's pussy I immediately ate the cream pie. Her & I then cum-swapped until finally she swallowed it.
Cum-Swap by ...and yet another person November 14, 2013