Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

Cooter Cuddle

When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep

“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”

by ScmellyZelly June 9, 2021

cooterjuice

How much you sell your cooterjuice for?

Aubrey, how much do you sell your dress with cooterjuice for?

by Adultie July 15, 2021

Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

Cooter-Man

Man who gets large amount of cooter thrown at him

Cooter-Man is a menace

by l4ljavs August 5, 2021

Choot

Een penis die even lang is als breed.

"Die Thijs heeft echt een dikke lul."
"Ja, hij heeft echt een Choot."

by Popnibba November 4, 2021

coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021