second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

fifth cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's fifth cousin
2. fifth cousin's grandchild

I dont know my fifth cousin twice removed

by GasparThalasso June 10, 2025

third cousin thrice removed

1. Great-grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's great grandchild

I don't know my third cousin thrice removed

by GasparThalasso June 21, 2025

The Cousin Eddie

When having anal sex, you bust a nut in her ass and yell; “Shitter’s full!”

We just watched National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. So during sex last night I came in her ass and yelled “Shitter’s full!” The Cousin Eddie never fails to make her laugh.

by E24601 July 11, 2025

Hanson cousins

THE COUSINS

“We’re Hanson cousins!”

by Hanson cousin anonymous December 29, 2025

Ice Cream Cousins

When 2 heterosexual males and one female are involved in a three person sexual encounter and one of the heterosexual man's seman inadvertantly comes in contact with the second heterosexual man person. Often times this occurs when one of the males ejaculates prematurely onto the female.

Justin and I are Ice Cream Cousins. We were in a three way with Courtney and I blew it too soon on her thigh during an aggressive wank and before I could clean her off Justin put his hand in my load. So not cool

by sexual addiction October 17, 2010

the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017