Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

cooter hickey

When a woman uses her cooter to leave a hickey on one's neck. Like a rockstar🤘🤘

Travis , "Did you see that bad ass cooter hickey that Karey left on the Aaron's neck last night???"

Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"

by ShanTe From the band Dirtbox October 4, 2021

Cobster

Someone who poor work, rigger, butcher, shotty work, inferior workmanship, chisler, Loki.

That guy is a cobster.

by Asswipey November 3, 2021

consteria

A mixture of constipation and diarrhea

“Man I have really bad consteria right now..”
“Awe dude that sucks is it wet??”
“So wet.”

by bighugemassivemommymilkers November 4, 2021

cooter-jane

essentially another word for a vagina or pussy

i fucked her cooter-jane so hard last night bro, it was so tight

by lardlard November 13, 2021

Colter

Someone who spends to long making a IG post perfect instead of sleeping

Colter didn’t go to bed till 2:00 in the morning because he can’t let small details go

by Thechese53 November 23, 2021